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  Deconstructing Splanes 'Generation' explanation

  by Splash in

  1. watchtower
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  at around 4 minutes into the september 2015 video splane said "for the man and the baby to be part of josephs generation they would have had to have lived at least some time during joseph's lifespan.".

  this is the lynchpin of the wt argument, that two lives must overlap to be considered the same generation.. let's take an example of twins who are born just a few minutes apart.

  obviously, these twins are the same generation as each other.

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  Half banana

  Reference Splane's exSplaneation I'd just like to introduce a word to the forum (it may have appeared before?) it is "casuistry" and I am using it in its non-philosophical but perjorative sense. It perfectly describes the reaction by the JW org to the 'outing' of their 1914 generation doctrine.

  What could they do? If they apologised they would look like charlatans for deceiving millions of people for so long and that would not do the org's image any favours. So they turn to casuistry or clever fudging with partly plausible but misleading explanations over the use of one word. They claim to be teachers (and therefore more reprehensible) and hold millions in their thrall through relentless propaganda through the columns of the Watchtower.

  In the Bible the expression "This generation" is unequivocal, it was Jesus' generation. In the NEB, Matthew 24,33 Jesus said "The present generation will live to see it all"... It did not happen... Jesus got it wrong in the first century and that is that. From this failed prophecy of kingdom glory nothing further can be construed. All else is casuistry and most especially is the concept of overlapping generations applied to a future parallel fulfillment of the same event. It is ignorance on wheels.
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  This week's Bible reading : Joshua: 1 Isaiah: 2

  by prologos in

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  so, you thought joshua had jehovah on command to make the sun stand still*?

  well this week's bible reading shows isaiah at 2 kings 20:11 upstaging joshua!

  for the prophet prompted the sun not only to stand still, but to reverse, shadows retracing backward.

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  Half banana

  If you were given a book of magic realism; would you then go and defend its truthfulness to the death?

  Hell's bells! I did once...
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  Anthony Morris explains how God gives Decrees to man! New video edit.

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i took the most recent video on "obey" and edited it down to its core.

  here tony explains that the decisions of the faithful slave are arrived at "collectively" but are not a "collection" of man made decisions.

  it would be comical if it weren't so sad.. tony video.

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  Half banana

  There is a permanent disconnect here; the actual method in the transmitting of information from God to his agents on Earth is never satisfactorily or convincingly explained.

  No doubt the question is frequently asked and especially more so since the governing body members are now highly visible, "How does Jehovah direct the GB?" In his attempt to say how, Morris's focus is on the GB's collective opinion and labelling it "from heaven". His body language betrays that he is not convinced himself as he utters this! Never is there mention of any method of information-transmission from God to them.

  The unspoken fact is that as a body of governors they simply take a vote. Their voting is not inspired because they vote exclusively to the end that absolutely any and every decision is made towards the financial security and furtherance of the worldly interests of the WTBTS and its legal partners.

  "Theocracy" and heaven's involvement is pure fantasy, a sop for the sad punters who call themselves Jehovah's Witnesses.
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  Why did you choose Jehovahs Witnesses?

  by vinman in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm wondering why ones on this forum initially became jw's.

  if you were born in, why did you make it "your own"?

  if you became one later, what was your draw and driving force?

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  Half banana

  Village, my early experience was just like yours. I had a bible study with a school friend and indeed thought it was a cherishable sacred secret. I thought I was privileged to learn about things other didn't know. Unlike you I didn't have the pleasure of being booted out but stuck religiously with it, wasting my life on other people's mad dreams for a quarter of a century.
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  New User

  by Loi_241 in

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  2. friends

  hello, i'm a new user to this site.

  i will like to visit you, read your stories and learn more about your experiences.

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  Half banana

  Hi Loi and welcome! English might not be your first language, tell us something about yourself.
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  New here!

  by Mandy97 in

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  2. friends

  hi guys !

  hm.. i'm new in this website !

  my name is mandy and i just want to meet new people!

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  Half banana

  Hi Mandy, you are welcome here! Where do you live in France? I am English, interested in language and visit France very frequently. Why did you chose to come to this site I wonder?

  Half banana
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  1975 all over again!!!

  by John Aquila in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  wt study edition jan. 2015.

  here is the bait:.

  as the number of kingdom proclaimers increases and as we near the end of this system of things, there is an urgent need for more facilities.

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  Half banana

  "Never have we felt the nearness of Armageddon and the urgency of our work as we do now"

  The org saw a tremendous increase of membership leading up to 1975, even when the expected disappointment died away afterwards, the zombies carried on wearing their Watchtower brand superfine blinkers...and carried on regardless. If it worked then, the reasoning is that it will work again.

  If you are on the governing body of a doomsday cult you have to keep the hype going, that’s what makes the money, it’s your job to keep it going. It’s your job to think up new stories to bamboozle your innocent followers, all “Bible based” of course.

  If you can rake in two billion Dollars a year from bank investments and by draining the punters family wealth, then nothing is going to stop you from ensuring the smooth running of your sacred cash-cow. Neither by transgressing moral boundaries nor making expedient doctrinal changes will stop the Watchtower governance from safeguarding their sacred commission: hanging on to their privileged role at the top of the dung-heap, having handed down to them from Russell and Rutherford, the poison chalice of the perpetual imminence of the end of the world.

  Wakey wakey Jehovah's Witnesses!
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  Day Text - Sept. 19, 2015 - Obey even if not appear practical, sound, or strategic from a human standpoint - Reminder from WT 2013 Nov.15 

  by Muddy Waters in

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  day text -- saturday, september 19 - "he will certainly bring about deliverance from the assyrian."mic.

  today, jehovah certainly has provided an abundance of spiritual men to shepherd his precious sheep, to strengthen his people for the future attack of the modern-day assyrian.

  the most practical step that we can take to prepare for the coming attack of the assyrian is that of strengthening our faith in god and helping our brothers to do the same.

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  Vidiot, I agree...it just keeps that paranoid edge to being a JW so that they will rather obey the GB than think how foolish their situation is.
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  Day Text - Sept. 19, 2015 - Obey even if not appear practical, sound, or strategic from a human standpoint - Reminder from WT 2013 Nov.15 

  by Muddy Waters in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  day text -- saturday, september 19 - "he will certainly bring about deliverance from the assyrian."mic.

  today, jehovah certainly has provided an abundance of spiritual men to shepherd his precious sheep, to strengthen his people for the future attack of the modern-day assyrian.

  the most practical step that we can take to prepare for the coming attack of the assyrian is that of strengthening our faith in god and helping our brothers to do the same.

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  Half banana

  Absolutely Truthseeker, the tripe keeps oozing out of the propaganda sausage machine!

  For gawd's sake the ASSYRIAN is no longer a threat! They gave up two and a half millennia ago. What a non-sequitur... following the non existent threat of the assyrian that the bros must be convinced that Big J is helping them and that they must obey the GB even if they don't believe. (in essence)
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  Stop Using Old WT Library - Any Confirmation?

  by berrygerry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/3lw5cx/new_letter_from_ccjw_is_a_doozy/.

  on reddit.. i've been expecting this.. any confirmation?.

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  Half banana

  Perhaps soon Brooklyn will offer the drones an electronic brain implant complete with the mind of the GB programmed into it which can be regularly updated to receive the latest "new light"? What a blessing from Jehovah! God's people will no longer need to think for themselves at all...When can I get mine fitted?